Why hello there, interweb creature. Welcome to LlamaFish, the biggest t-shirt company in the universe (My spiritual leader Xavier says we'll do better if we embrace delusions of grandeur).  

In reality, we're a small operation. So small that all of our employees are related by blood. Not like blood blothers... that's creepy and unsanitary. The truth of the matter is, we're just two biological brothers with a weakness for extraterrestrial activity. 

It is our goal to make you look amazing. So peel them socks off, and peruse our selection of giggle-inducing shirts.